Fatty McGee - Adam Sandler

M1: «Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.»

M2: «We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow.

This sucks!»

M1: «And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.»

M2: «Well we better study our butts off.»

M1: «Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.»

M2: «Ok, enough talking, let’s study!»

M1: «All right.»

M2: «Uh oh»

M1: «Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We’ll never get any studying done with him

in the library.»

M2: «Oh god, he’s taking the stairs! That means he’s going to be way out of

breath!»

M1: «Oh no, he’s going to sit with us.»

Fatty: «Hey fellas, studying for the big test?»

M1: «Uh, yes Fatty, we were.»

Fatty: «Great! I’ll join ya.»

M2: «Hey Fatty, why don’t you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?»

Fatty: «No, no, I’m catching it!»

M1: «Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we’re trying to

concentrate.»

Fatty: «Sure, no problem.»

M1: «Oh man.»

Fatty: «This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.»

M1: «Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.»

M2: «Fatty! Please keep it down!»

M2: «Is he sleeping!?»

M1: «No, it’s his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.»

M2: «Ahh geez Fatty, what’s wrong with you!?»

Fatty: «I'm trying.»

M1: «Fatty, you know what’s going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy!

Please we gotta study!»

M2: «Oh no, that one’s going to do it!»

M2: «Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!»

Fatty: «I'm sorry!»

Fireman Ray: «Fire! Man the building!»

M1: «Sorry Fireman Ray, it’s not the fire alarm.»

Fireman Ray: «Fatty McGee, is that you again!?»

Fatty: «Yes.» «Sorry.»

Fireman Ray: «Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?»

Fatty: «But I like the stairs!»

Fireman Ray: «Why!?»

Fatty: «They're fun!»

Fireman Ray: «Oh Fatty McGee, you’re the fattest!»