Game Store Girl - Beefy

There’s this girl I kinda know, got a name tag and pig tails\nAnd she don’t seem to know that she’s a god amoung females\nBecause she’s hella hot, but she smiles back at me\nAsking what I think of the new editions of the PS3\nI don’t know, kinda cool, but I think that she’s great\nTrying to work up all my courage just to ask for a date\nBut it’s weird cause she’s at work, and she’s real nice for a living\nAnd I don’t wanna be a douche bag like a real life super villain\nSo I… step back let the other dudes try\nAnd I… try to pretend that I’m not the jealous type\nBut I’m… knowing better so I hide in the back\nAnd try to formulate a plan like I’m both Wiki and Zach\nShoud I… go up and tell her I’m a legend on the internet\nGive her a night she won’t forget and I don’t even know her yet\nHardly feeling studly, matter fact I’m feeling weak\nCause I think I got no shot, but she’s shooting me a wink\nGame store girl I’ve got a crush\nLet me take you to the food court and I’ll buy ya lunch\nDiscount at the pretzel place, she buys me soda pop\nShe gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop\nI’m not rich, I don’t have a degree\nBut she only cares that I’m a fan of TMNT\nAnd just the cartoon, because she didn’t like the movie\nSays she’s a fan of Evil Dead, and so I say that’s groovy\nBut please don’t tell her that I haven’t seen the flick\nShe says she don’t like smokers so I throw away the Bic\nAnd her manager tells me that I shouldn’t stay and loiter\nBut I do not give a damn about her needle neck employer\nI can’t go home cause I stubbed my toe\nIf I can’t be with this woman, might as well just be alone\nStill too brash, I invite her to my pad\nWe could beat up Koopa Troopas while we quote some Superbad\nShe smiles and she laughs and she pats me on my head\nShe says sorry cookie belly, but I’m going home to bed\nBut you can have this poster, when ya see it, think of me\nI’ll think of you when you’re all famous and you’re on TV\nGame store girl I’ve got a crush\nLet me take you to the food court and I’ll buy ya lunch\nDiscount at the pretzel place, she buys me a soda pop\nShe gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop\nHere’s the thing (Here's the thing) I really like you (I really like you)\nAnd I don’t have to try at all just to entice you\nYou love Excite Bike, you can beat up Mike Tys\nAnd I think in less than five year I could see you as my wife\nBut here now in the present nobody will treat you better\nI’ll go walking if you want to but you got wear my sweater\nAnd I won’t boss you around, and I won’t talk bout myself\nAnd I’m impressed by every game you’ve got hanging on your shelf\nI’m a nice and silly guy, I may not be your fantasy\nBut I would treat you like a queen, and we could always play the Wii\nAnd I’ll cut back on the pot cause I think you’re really hot\nAnd you can scream and squeeze me while we’re playing Bioshock\nI’m not ripped, I’m not fit, but I can always make you laugh\nCompetitive and geeky cause you kick my ass at math\nAnd I can surely promise I won’t turn into a jerk\nLet me know when you’re on break, I’d like to visit you at work\nGame store girl I’ve got a crush\nLet me take you to the food court and I’ll buy ya lunch\nDiscount at Pretzel Time, she buys me soda pop\nShe gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop