Time To Time - Christmas Queens

Jinkx Monsoon: All right, everybody, it’s time to light the menorah. Quiet!

Jackie: Shh, shh, Jinkx has something to say, she’s being «cultural»

Jinkx: This is my moment, okay, shut up!

Alaska: Girl… Take it easy…

Jinkx: We’re gonna light the menorah, this is a- this is a very significant

moment for the Hanukkah tradition

Manila: What is this queen talking about? I’m gonna need some wine to get

through this story

Jinkx: Because it signifies- it’s- it’s significant- it’s signifying of um- eh-

eh, the festival of lights, you see. Where we had 8 days of light and um we

were only supposed to have one. It’s kind of like when you reach that last

little glob of- of foundation in the bottle and you think there’s no way I’m

gonna be able to cover my whole body

Jackie: *Snoring, then wakes up* Oh yeah, what? I’m sorry did somebody say

something?

Jinkx: In this tiny amount of foundation, and yet somehow it spreads and it

spreads and it spreads, and- and by the end y-y-y-you-u-u-u're a clown again

Jackie: Anyway, I told her- Oh my God, Darienne, Jiggly, please do not sit on

that, uh, China cabinet!

Jackie: No, no, that is not reinforced

Jackie: My collectibles!

Alaska: All your Precious Moments figurines!

Jackie: Oh, my men!

Alaska: Oh, no, your Wedgewood China! Oh, and there goes your Golden Girls

commemorative plates!

Jackie: MY WHAT?! Please tell me Bea Arthur is okay!

Alaska: No, she’s gone, but Betty White looks fine!

Jackie: Oh, God, who cares about Betty White! Oh, Bea! Oh, Bea! What am I gonna

eat my cheesecake off of!