Donkey Pot Pie - Daniel Breaker, Shrek Ensemble

You didn’t knock when you entered, baby

You didn’t wipe your feet

Aw, geez!

I didn’t see, I did not see no open house sign

Is this is a trick-or-treat?

Ooo-ooo-ooo

A little help here!

You need to brush up on fairytales, friend

'Cause dragons like their sleep

Go on and grab some shut-eye!

I wrote the book on fire-breathing

Why don’t you read it and weep, weep, weep?

I’m actually already in a book club

We’re reading Angela’s Ashes

I’m gonna shake you

I’m gonna bake you

I’m gonna make you a donkey pot pie

What?!

Salisbury steak you

I’ll Frosted Flake you

I’ll patty-cake you, my donkey pot pie

Yeah!

Yeah!

Wait a minute!

My, what big teeth you have

They’re so sparkling white

I bet you hear this from all of your food

But you must bleach at night

Is that a hint of minty freshness?

(Oh, I am scared to death!)

I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile

And Tic-Tac on her breath

Oh-oh-oh…

Don’t kill me

Lady with the pretty teeth

I’m gonna love you

Huh?

And take hold of you

Slow down, baby

I’ll velvet glove you…

Velvet glove me?

My donkey pot pie!

I’m gonna keep you

Little, Little Bo Peep you

I’m gonna sweep you

Up into the sky

I’m gonna squeeze you

I’m gonna tease you

I’m gonna please you

I’m gonna have me

A big ol' honkin'

Sloppy-gloppy-cherry-on-the-toppy

Piece of donkey!

Pot!

Pie…

Na-nana-nanana!

Donkey!

Ah!

Donkey!

Ooo!

Donkey!

Ai!

Pot!

Yeah!

Pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie!