News Feed Inbreed - Fumigation

Karen on her facebook feed

Posting conspiracy memes

Thinks it gives her a degree

In epidemiology

Saying it’s a fake disease

Embarrassing her family

Comment section arguing

With other lonely divorcees

Too much box wine

Blaming it on Bill Gates from their PCs

They got their kid to install windows XP

Profile pic from ninety three

Before they started looking like Gary Busey

Government Mind control vaccines

Posting mad links with ranch on their jeans

Youtube scientists and vlogs

Would totally eat tide pods

Calling everyon sheeple

Birds aren’t real, lizard pople

Break out the tin foil hats

Crusty people with eight cats

Know what’s up more than you do

Because the memes told them they do

Oh fuck off

Karen on her facebook feed

Posting conspiracy memes

Thinks it gives her a degree

In epidemiology

Saying it’s a fake disease

Embarrassing her family

Comment section arguing

With other lonely divorcees

Too much box wine