Naked Ape - Garden Centre

I get out of bed, hearing a strange noise in the night

I spring out of my sheets, all my veins full, big pupil in my eye

It could be you, falling out of bed

It could be you having a fatal heart attack

I walk around your funeral

Grabbing people by the shoulders

I have sprung out of my bed

Like a naked ape

Ready to kill

As hard as a crab apple

Sweat dripping down my back

I have sprung out of my bed

Dig a deep hole to protect the king from unknown assassins

The boiler might explode

The cat might get run over

It could be you, falling out of bed

It could be you having a fatal heart attack

I walk around your funeral

Grabbing people by the shoulders

I have sprung out of my bed

Like a naked ape

Ready to kill

As hard as a crab apple

Sweat dripping down my back

I have sprung out of my bed

All these holes that we dig in the ground

We don’t deserve them

All those mattresses flung down the stairs

We don’t deserve them

I have sprung out of my bed

Like a naked ape

Ready to kill

As hard as a crab apple

Sweat dripping down my back

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed

I have sprung out of my bed