Sonic Attack - Hawklords

If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm\nsimultaneously\nDo not waste time blocking your ears.\nDo not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter.\nTry to get as far away from the sonic source as possible,\nbut do not panic…\nUse your wheels. It is what they are for.\nSmall babies may be placed inside the special cocoons,\nwhich should be left if possible, in a shelter.\nDo not attempt to use your own limbs.\nIf no wheels are available, metal, not organic, limbs\nshould be employed whenever possible…\nRemember, in the case of Sonic Attack, Survival means every man for himself.\nStatistically more people survive if they think only of themselves.\nDo not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones.\nYou have only a few seconds to escape.\nUse those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die.\nDo not panic.\nThink only of yourself…\nThese are the first signs of Sonic Attack:\nYou will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating.\nYou will notice a vibration in your diaphragm.\nYou will hear a distant hissing in your ears.\nYou will feel dizzy.\nYou will feel the need to vomit.\nThere will be bleeding from orifices.\nThere will be an ache in the pelvic region.\nYou may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting, or even laughter.\nThese are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction.\nYour only real protection is flight.\nIf you are less than ten years old, then remain in your shelter and use\nyour cocoon.\nBut remember:\nYou can help no-one else, No-one else, No-one else…