Nasa & Alabama & Fishing Shows - Jeff Foxworthy

We’ve been goin everywhere in this tour, I mean not just big cities,

we’re goin everywhere

We were in Huntsville, Alabama A couple a months ago and uh, You know even

Growin up in the south I never realized the NASA space camp was in Huntsville,

Alabama

Cuz that’s just two words that dont seem like they belong together,

NASA and Alabama

Cuz they might be trainin' 'em there, they’re not lettin people from Alabama

fly this stuff

«HEY HOUSTON, IT’S DARK AS CRAP UP HERE! Waitaminnit I did it wrong,

Break one-nine!

Look, we got problems, Ed’s dun busted out the capsule winda' tryin to hit a

Satelite with a beer bottle! And we need to know how to unstop the toilet, the

Boys ate all the freeze-dried chili and they’re tore up somethin bad!»

And you know the thing is, southerners are as smart as anybody else in this

country

Our only problem is we just can’t keep the most ignorant amongst us off the

television

That’s the truth. I mean, every time we have a disaster, they never film a

doctor or a lawyer

They always get that woman in the moo-moo and the sponge rollers. «It was

Pandelerium! I thought we’d be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in

time to see

The chicken’s house go right over our roof! All I could think was Caroline

still has my casserole

Dish!»

And I love 'em, but you know those fishin' shows arent helpin' our image any

Either. There is somethin about a fishin show, if yer channelsurfing and ya

come to one

It will hypnotize you. Cuz ya always end up watchin it for a few minutes and

it’s the same

Thing every week. «Hey there friends, We’re fishin on ol' lake Witchahatchee

and Today

We’re fishin with our old buddy Jerry Reed. Course lotuvya might remember

Ol' Jerry caught the biggest bass ever caught on our show, and like all our

guests

Ol' Jerry let 'im go. We had ta whack 'is ass with a boat paddle,

but ol' Jerry let 'im go

Well, today they’re not bitin too good, That’s why Jerry and I were gonna try

some

Of these deep-runnin lures and We’re gonna spray 'em with some of this

P-U-Stink bait

Whoooo, hoo-hoo-hooooo, well that’s one product that lives up to it’s name

right there

Jerry, smell my finger, tell me that dont stink. I tell ya one thing friends

You spray that on your lure you can scratch fish off the grocery list And hey,

another thing

Remember conservation is everybody’s responsibility, so when yer out on the

lake drinkin

Beer, dont just fling yer cans out the boat, fill 'em up with water,

make sure they sink to the

Bottom.»