Joop! (A Requiem for 90's Hip Hop) - King Fantastic

I’m a magnet in the function

Little light weight stuntin and I’m talking 'bout

Laughing obnoxious

But you laugh obnoxious when the world is in pocket

With very few exceptions

So old obnoxious Reese is in the building three stepping

On the west of the Westin

And we gonna get it in like we best friends

I step in like I know exactly what the fuck you staring at

This fresh is from a better time, no off the rack compare to that

My grooving is some gangster shit, the discontinued

To get this kind of sauce you got to order off the menu

The places I can send you

If you choose to continue

Can do more for your wanderlust than just a change of venue

I’m talking sky walking with a gaint

I’m not only a mother fucking God, I’m a client

I’m standing here, absolutely shining in defiance

'Cause you can’t kill them mortals but them motherfuckers tried it

And at last, Maurice is here, radiant as fuck

Rocks and whiskey in my cup

Looking worth a couple bucks

Never needed luck

Didn’t start with very much

And if melanin is magic then this darky got the touch

Mauricio Midas

I don’t have to many peers when it come to this fly shit

The way I do my shit

Is solo no sidekicks

And how my voodoo works is kinda all I can ride with

So that’s my shtick

super ego

I pulled up with the clique

Maurice is up in this bitch

They live steaming executions, tweeting revolutions

It’s the second time this week that you heard somebody shooting

The rich are getting richer, the poor are still clueless

And your dickhead of a president is a mother fucking Judas

The economy is lost, health care costs

And your deepest fantasy is murdering your boss

Your problems and your sorrows gonna be there tomorrow

Might as well find a groove you can borrow

Whoa now

Slow down

Smell the roses on this go round

Whoa now

Slow down

Smell the roses on this go round

In my Dickies feeling like a linen suit

I know I’m fresh but she say I think I’m cute

Old school nigga wear joop

Never trippin' off some shit like a fly in my soup

Verse two another chance to reinforce the fact

That I’m the mother fucking man

I’m just playing, but I’m saying

If not me, than who?

If not us, than them

I don’t know about you

But I’d prefer to win

«We don’t sink or swim, we buy boats to stay afloat»

I was 21 years old when I wrote that quote

Still serving up steaks at 38

Go to google, check the dates

Reese an all time great

You put a lot on my plate

And I’ma just gain weight

I’m too solid to crumble

I’m too pimping to mumble

It’s best to be humble

But it’s hard when you the coolest motherfucker in the jungle

Stride never stumble

Chin to the ceiling

God what a feeling

In this motherfucker chilling

They live steaming executions, tweeting revolutions

This the second time this week that you heard somebody shooting

The rich are getting richer, the poor are still clueless

And your dickhead of a president is a mother fucking Judas

The economy is lost, health care costs

And your deepest fantasy is murdering your boss

Your problems and your sorrows gonna be there tomorrow

Might as well find a groove you can borrow

They live steaming executions, tweeting revolutions

It’s the second time this week that you heard somebody shooting

The rich are getting richer, the poor are still clueless

And your dickhead of a president is a mother fucking Judas

The economy is lost, health care costs

And your deepest fantasy is murdering your boss

Your problems and your sorrows gonna be there tomorrow

Might as well find a groove you can borrow