I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car - Larry The Cable Guy

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car

So I wouldn’t have to, drinkin' bitch

Hey, this is Larry the cable guy

And you just bought my Christmas album

I hope you enjoy and get a lot of laughs

And remember regardless of what the political say

It’s Merry Christmas not happy holidays, Merry Christmas