Beard Lust - NPSH

Look at my facial hair

(Oh man, hot damn! It’s everywhere!

Where’d you get that beard?)

I grew it

(How'd you keep it so clean?)

I shampoo it

(Yeah!)

I really wish I could grow a moustache

(Why don’t you?)

Well, frankly, I don’t have the cash

You gotta take care of your facial hair

Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare

The elements of style

For the beard owner

The essential manual

For owners of beards

Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it!

Clean it, and set with violet

Love it, but don’t get violent

Rub it, but not in public

Eat with it, but don’t get messy

The only rule is, keep it classy

La la la la la la la la la la la la

I was on a fishing boat

And I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn’t float

(Oh no!)

Three weeks later, out at sea

I realised this beard wasn’t working for me

I tried to shave it off, but I had no cream

Everyone on the boat could hear me scream

(Ahh!)

The elements of style

For the beard owner

The essential manual

For owners of beards

You ready?

Let’s go

Love for me and love for you

Love for each other

Baby, be my boo

Love for me and love for you

Lust for my beard

Look at what I grew

Love for me and love for you

Love for each other

Baby, be my boo

Love for me and love for you

Lust for my beard

Look at what I grew

Look at my sexy facial hair

Oh man, hot damn, it’s everywhere

Look at my sexy facial hair

Oh man, hot damn, it’s everywhere!

It’s everywhere

It’s everywhere

It’s everywhere

It’s everywhere

It’s everywhere

It’s everywhere