How To Play Guitar - Pleasantries

I’m out of ideas

I’ll sell out to the demon

He’ll help out

Take my lack of practice

Make me a guitar genius please

Why have you summoned me here?

What darkness have you got in your heart?

I just really, really want to be able to play guitar

Oh. ok. you know you gotta give me your soul right?

Yea

Ok there ya go

Gasp