Hot Girls Are Nightmares - Seedy

And when the day ends I’m sure she feels sorrow

The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change

I’ve been here two days, I’ll sure be here tomorrow

I’d eat her out if she were on my dinner plate

Hello, what’s your name?

Oh okay, just keep walking I guess

Umm wow, she was uh, she was something else…

That girl is hot (yup)

That girl is hot (yup)

That girl is hot

Yo talk to her man, probably not (nope)

That girl is hot (yup)

That girl is hot (yup)

That girl is hot

Yo talk to her man, probably not (nope)

Tuesday, right around 4 o’clock

I get back from math then I set up shop

Get my binoculars when I’m watching her

I’m the reason that she feels so popular

Plus I’m awkward, when I talk it’s like I’m squawking words

I was walking when I first started stalking her

On my way back to my very own apartment

The one with the mustard colored carpet, okay

Door opens up, my man steps in

He knew it was Tuesday, didn’t have to text him

Cause we been doing this one hundred twenty seventh time

I be twenty sonny, this honey be money like a dollar sign

Watch her undress, slip out of that sundress

Think about us holding hands while we watch the sun set

But I noticed that her bedroom door was ajar

There was a hooded figure that I spotted from afar

So I started to panic, but I couldn’t call the cops

There wasn’t any time plus all of the drugs that I got

My man was too scared and shook to go with me

So quickly, hopped up out my chair said, «Don't miss me.»

I’ve never been a hero, but I could play the part

My ship was sinking, but I know a guy who built an arc

And if he could do that, then maybe I could do this

But I was shook too, scared to death the truth is

I was more scared to meet her than to stop this jerk

That left no time to think about if I’d get hurt

So I ran up to her door, but of course that shit was locked

I was feeling pretty big, so I didn’t even knock

Kicked that shit in, waving my .44

I didn’t have a heater, but was ready for the gore

I found 'em in the bedroom, already on the floor

Stoned cold killer, smoking headies right before

I had my binoculars, so I made use of the straps

Wrapped 'em around his neck, and started squeezing 'em fast

I put my feet on his back, and he was weakening fast

After his breathing had lapsed, he just collapsed

Then her big brown eyes locked with my bloodshot ones

I started tweaking, screaming, leaving, even started to run

Bolted out of her door as I soared into the flames

I jolted then awoke, and I still don’t know her name