William Howard Taft - The Two Man Gentlemen Band

Oh, William Howard Taft

Had a great big smile and a great big laugh

Great big belly, great big thighs that

Slapped together when he walked by

Measured in clean at a quarter ton

Made the oval office just fit for one

Oh, you can’t squeeze nothin' past

Oh, William Howard Taft

Got himself stuck in a bath

It took the secret service and the police to

Pry him out with a tub of grease

He had a steak dinner for the king of Spain

But nobody got to eat a thing

Because you can’t sneak nothin' past

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William (William) Howard Taft

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

William Howard Taft big and fat, oh

William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William (William) Howard Taft

No you can’t sneak nothin' past

William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William (William) Howard Taft

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

Ske-bop-a-bop--a-bop-a-doo-bo

William (William) Howard Taft

William (William) Howard Taft

You can’t sneak nothin' past

William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William Howard Taft

Oh, William Howard Taft

Aveva un grande sorriso e una grande risata

Grande pancia grande, grandi cosce grandi che

Schiaffo insieme quando è passato

Misurato in pulito a un quarto di tonnellata

Ha reso l'ufficio ovale perfetto per uno

Oh, non puoi spremere niente oltre

Oh, William Howard Taft

Si è bloccato in una vasca da bagno

Ci sono voluti i servizi segreti e la polizia

Fai leva con una vasca di grasso

Ha cenato con una bistecca per il re di Spagna

Ma nessuno deve mangiare una cosa

Perché non puoi passare di nascosto

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

Sì William (William) Howard Taft

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

William Howard Taft grosso e grasso, oh

William (William) Howard Taft

Sì William (William) Howard Taft

No non puoi passare di nascosto

William (William) Howard Taft

Sì William (William) Howard Taft

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

Ske-bop-a-bop--a-bop-a-doo-bo

William (William) Howard Taft

William (William) Howard Taft

Non puoi passare di nascosto

William (William) Howard Taft

Sì William Howard Taft