Yet Another Hinch Diatribe - TISM

He’s violent, crass and bigoted, sounds like Stan Zemanek

You are hearing now the first and best voice of the outraged male

But things can’t be all that bad when TISM’s album fails

I do what Phillip Adams did, if things get beyond the pale

I’ll go on Radio National and save the freaking whales

You think my ratings ain’t so good — you should see their record sales

Things can’t be all that bad when TISM’s album fails

The TV Show it got the chop, the film script ain’t got made

The wine bizzo went belly up. I even worked in Adelaide

I thought I told you once before the cheque is in the mail

But things can’t be all that bad when TISM’s album fails

Now, I’m not a vindictive man, ain’t got one vengeful pore

I could be damned to time in hell or with Stuart Littlemore

Steve Price5 could become dictator while Australia Sieg Heils

But things wouldn’t be all that bad if TISM’s album fails