WW3 - Ugly Bastard

You know it’s a hard thing

When you gotta leave your waifus behind

You get drafted for World War 3

And you gotta fight for them

I’m on a march and I know if I ran, i’d get nuked like Japan, yeah

We’re on-route to Iran, not Iraq

There are bombs everywhere that are going off

Gotta push on and keep them safe

Because they might not be there the next day

I swear if they lewd my anime girls, you know Ugly Bastard’s going to war You

unleashed a beast and I’m gonna go

You got your harem in towels, that’s no way to treat a hoe

I hear the radio signals telling me to move in

Yeah, here we go That’s what we’re doing

Will I be alive

Will I have to go

I don’t know

But i’m gonna give it a go

World War

Gotta swell up if you are a weeb

So that you can make it out in one piece

Gotta do it for Miku

If you can’t then go uwu uwu

Going to war makes you feel like you’re going on tour

But it will hurt you in the core

You just got to endure, endure

So I got blown up heavily

All my body parts are gone from me

I’m a robot now with a smooth voice ready to pounce

Hell yeah

They think they could get me

No they couldn’t, they couldn’t bring me down

Now that I got all these weapons

I’ll fire rockets up their ass for destroying me

When I get home i’m watch hentai and i’m unzip my fly

And then i’ll go on my PS2 and play some Sly

For now I gotta go back to war

And I gotta be their whore

Gotta swell up if you are a weeb

So that you can make it out in one piece

Gotta do it for Miku If you can’t then go uwu uwu

Going to war makes you feel like you’re going on tour

But it will hurt you in the core

You just got to endure, endure

Is this nigga ugly

Or is he just a robot?

Oh wait, he’s both

And he’s gonna blow all you fuckers up right now

World War

Gotta swell up if you are a weeb

So that you can make it out in one piece

Gotta do it for Miku

If you hate it then go uwu uwu

Going to war makes you feel like you’re going on tour

But it will hurt you in the core

Yeah you need to endure, ENDURE

Sometimes yeah, things will happen

You just gotta know how to react to them

So, they can go around

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