Papers Lie - UK Subs

Today’s papers are in the dock

The jury’s out, circulation’s up

Papers lie, the papers lie

Need the headlines, believe them or not

Fat cat gets eaten by fatter dog

The papers lie, papers lie

Another exclusive from the street of shame

A sixteen year old girl takes her clothes off again

We hate pedophiles, we’d have them all killed

But don’t worry none, she’s on the pill

We want a free press

Don’t need abuse

Don’t need your egos

We just want news… but

The papers lie, papers lie