Skratz - The Residents

The bedposts are cool to the touch\nThe sheets are crumpled into an Oldenburg\nThree hairs rolled over his undershirt\nA spare tire rolled under his overshirt\nBut … Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz\n(Dirty Fingernail)\nOllie wasn’t young like he was last night\nScratz, scratz, scratz, scratz\n(Dirty Fingernails)\nThe sheets still showed the yellow spot\nAnn ran her tongue along the ridges by the Gulf\nThoughts slipped into valleys\nConcealed by dense Mexicali underbush hair\nA flag ran up his pole\nAnd waved firmness with wings\nBut … Scratz, scratz, scratz, scratz\n(Dirty Fingernails)\nOllie wasn’t at all as young like he was last night\nScratz, scratz, scratz, scratz\n(Dirty Fingernails)\nThe sheets still showed the yellow spot