Malcolm - Aberfeldy

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Got a man in uniform

Riding up my day

He never said where he was from

And we were better off that way

There was something in the way

When he was polishing his buckle

So well he would see his reflection

But the sparkle’s gone

Reckless with his seatbelt

And his foot is on the pedal

And his keys in the ignition

But the handbrake’s on

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

And every time I look around

I see couples everywhere

As if my world was falling down

As if anyone would care

Huggin and a-kissin

It’s a world of things I’m missing

I ain’t got a pot to piss in

And in all my talk

It’s pretty inconceivable

In fact it’s unbelievable

I’m not so bloody leavable

Oh my God

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied

Keep me warm at night

I’m not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan

I’m a-waiting for my man

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

Around the time I took it back

He had a handlebar mustache

He was a hypochondriac

And he looked like Graham Nash

The place that he lived in was a

Really really really really really nice place

But I got sick and tired of trying

To explain he wasn’t dying

It was only influenza or a common cold

Fearin at my worst I went and got a proper nurse

And then they hit it off together

Now they’re growin old

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

So he got a fisherman instead

But his chaff was out of line

Trying to get me into bed

He said «Your place or mine?»

But I had to kill the moment, funny feeling in my stomach

Made a date, I took the bait

The bugger reeled me in

But I had to avoid him now

That there was something bout his smile

It was tiny at the time

But now it’s wearing thin

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied

Keep me warm at night

I’m not after all the sake

Or the sushi in Japan

I’m just waiting for my mister tambourine man

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

Then Malcolm came along

And stole away my heart

I know he’s the one

Cause I read it in my chart

He was born in January

I was born in August

I’m a Leo that’s a lion

He’s a Capricorn

We were meant to be together

And it doesn’t matter whether

You believe it’s in the date and time that you were born

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied

Keep me warm at night

I’m not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan

I’m just waiting for my nowhere man

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey