Mi Goreng Kings - Complete, Bitter Belief, Greeley

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All I know is that it tastes so good, I can never really help myself

All I know is that it tastes so good, I don’t give a fuck about my health

Mmmmm, Yeah

I’m like nom nom nom

It’s the Mi Goreng king or the Wonton Don

You see we got a strong bond & I’m such an addict

I would fuck a packet with no condom on, cause that’s real love

I think it’s time that we tie the knot

Cause when I buy it I’m only buying it by the box

I see somebody reaching for it I just fight em off

If you’re in my aisle I start a riot inside the shops

I got some fried Shallots & some Chorizo, these both go inside the pot whil

it’s hot

& speaking of heat, I need to complet it without sauce

Nah not yours, got that beast mode of course

Drop jaws with the way I make it so take it or leave it

My Indonesian flavours are sacred & making a statement

So savour the taste & be amazed at the way me & my Mi Goreng is undebatably

ranked as the greatest

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng

Yes we can make it for you

For you

For you

For you)

Tell Bitter & Complete, let the water drain & kick back

Kinda like em dry & I don’t wanna have to sip that

The calories in it match even to a Big Mac

But the number five is odd to me, I want a six pack

Non-stop, this ain’t a pop song tune

Cause we bringing heat more often than a Crockpot do

Have you got stock noodles for my Wonton soup?

I have no pics of naked women but I got hot nudes (True)

Woolies & Coles brands are nothing but a tragedy

Any imitation that is made is blatant blasphemy

If you don’t think you need some Indomie, the fantasy you’re living in’s about

to take a turn into reality

Fuck a packet we need a pallet or two

A swimming pool then cook em till the capacity’s full

Three kings on a mission in a ravenous mood

Travelling through, hunting noodles we can manage to chew, yo

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng

Yes we can make it for you

For you

For you

For you)

Whether your pronounce it, Mi Goreng or mi Gor-ing

Any other meal on the menu just seems boring

& we all in, we ain’t gonna quit

Till we get a sponsorship just based on this recording

Cause each dish is delicious so to me this is gourmet

Fuck what you’re eating on your plate

I’m balling on a budget so I ordered it for supper

& don’t think cause it’s cheap shit, it means we’ve got poor taste (Nope)

Peep the jingle & proceed to sing & don’t you even think of interfering with my

seasoning

My girl said to be the king, I’ll need some bling

But how can I propose when I can only afford a Mi Goreng

See if I’m truthful, I’m frugal so I always gotta have a spoonful

It’s crucial, & if you don’t like it then screw all you fools

You can eat a dick & two balls like noodles, haha

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng

Yes we can make it for you

For you

For you

For you)

You know I’m having it for brekky, brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert (Yeah)

It only takes a couple minutes at worst

& three packets is the minimum serve & if it is stirred properly then it’s

gonna be delicious to slurp

Is it absurd to add a bit of chicken & herbs?

It’s like my frying pan’s rude cause it’s flipping the bird

The scissors emerge, you open two packets of chilli

But that is just silly unless you’re a beginner, you give it a third (Word)

Like a million meegz, eaters can be knee deeper in chilli than Brazilian Heat

seekers

The key keepers the brilliant feed leaders

Think about that when you’re grilling your cheese pizzas

Still it is the cheapest you’ll ever eat coast to coast

Add some egg indeed, let it heat, poke the yoke

Add some shredded meat then it’s sweet so I hope

The day i do it’s from an MSG overdose

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng) We the Mi Goreng Kings

(Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng, Mi Goreng

Yes we can make it for you

For you

For you

For you)

Mi Goreng

Heh

Fattened dough