On the Jersey Shore - Mark Douglas

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

On the Jersey Shore

The Guidos party all night then go out and try score

On the Jersey Shore

During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store

SITUATION

Yo its Mike but they call me the situation

Cause my abs never go on a vacation

Some people think that I’m a jerk off

But I look like Rambo with my shirt off

When guidettes see me they get turned on

Cus I spend all day at the tanning salon

SNOOKI

It’s me, Snooki I crave attention

I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions

I like to hook up but dont call me loose

When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice

Im looking for love without much luck

Hey, you took our drinks!

SITUATION

Snooki, duck!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

On the Jersey Shore

They get in fights and they hook up for sport

On the Jersey Shore

They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts

JWOWW

They call me JWOWW Im a man eater

I only like guys who wear wife beaters

I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed

And grind on guys who are unemployed

PAULIE

Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof

I put gel in my hair til it’s bullet proof

My beats are sick I don’t mean to brag

Check out my contacts, Italian Flags

I get my haircut every single day

I dance with my bros in a manly way

We know several dances including the jump

The ab display, and the guido fist pump

Go go go go go go

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

On the Jersey Shore

Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul

On the Jersey Shore

They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don’t recall

On the Jersey Shore

They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor

Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas

SITUATION

Did he say we look like Oompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool!