I've Got Two Legs (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python

I’ve got two legs from my hips to the ground

And when I move 'em they walk around

And when I lift 'em they climb the stairs

And when I shave 'em they ain’t got hairs

I’ve got two

Thank you

Ho due gambe dai fianchi a terra

E quando li sposto, vanno in giro

E quando li sollevo, salgono le scale

E quando li rado non hanno peli

Ne ho due

Grazie