The New Pokerap - Starbomb

My name is Ash Ketchum baby!

My life is back on track

But I’ve been in the hospital

Since Pika shot me in the sack

And I don’t know all the new Pokemons

Yo bro, I can help you with that

Hey Brock!

I’ll do all the singing

And you take care of the raps

Alright, let’s go!

Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine

Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Oh, I know these guys!

Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle

Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde

Woah!

Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese

Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Commonwhore

Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase

Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

A-are you serious?

You’re not making those up?

Those are real?

Haha!

You know it, bro!

Gotta catch em' all!

Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

Oh, there are more

Really?

Wait, I’m immediately sorry that I asked

We’ve got

Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle

Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man

Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver

Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan

Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain

Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt

Oilyshorts, Dad’s sweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump

Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

They’re running out of ideas and I can’t take anymore!

Don’t worry, there’s only a couple left

How many?

Uh 300,064

Nooo

Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite

Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty

Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail

FiddlyFaddlyBiddlyBaddlyDiddlyDoodlyHiddlyHoodly

Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn

Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer

Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart

Freemburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer

Fuck it!

You know what?

I’m going back to the hospital

Ah!

My sack, my sweet sweet sack

Il mio nome è Ash Ketchum baby!

La mia vita è di nuovo in carreggiata

Ma sono stato in ospedale

Da quando Pika mi ha sparato nel sacco

E non conosco tutti i nuovi Pokemon

Yo fratello, posso aiutarti in questo

Ehi Brock!

Farò tutto il canto

E tu ti occupi del rap

Va bene, andiamo!

Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine

Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Oh, li conosco questi ragazzi!

Asscloud, Morsetto per capezzoli, Poopypants, Dingledoodle

Ranchbreath, Turchiaburger, Beefhead, Clyde

Woah!

Haterade, Bubbledump, Scoperto, Headcheese

Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Commonwhore

Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase

Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

A-sei serio?

Non li stai inventando?

Quelli sono reali?

Ahah!

Lo sai, fratello!

Devi prenderli tutti!

Bene, sembra che nuovi tipi di Pokémon stiano uscendo molto velocemente!

Oh, ce ne sono di più

Davvero?

Aspetta, mi dispiace subito di aver chiesto

Abbiamo

Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle

Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man

Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver

Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan

Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain

Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt

Oilyshorts, maglione di papà, Poppasquat, Hairystump

Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Camicia

Stanno finendo le idee e non ne posso più!

Non preoccuparti, ne rimangono solo un paio

Quanti?

Ehm 300.064

Nooo

Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Argoment, Pillowbite

Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty

Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail

FiddlyFaddlyBiddlyBaddlyDiddlyDoodlyHiddlyHoodly

Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn

Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer

Fuglyrumph, Flemicotosse, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart

Freemburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Birra

Fanculo!

Sai cosa?

Tornerò in ospedale

Ah!

Il mio sacco, il mio dolce dolce sacco